SDARY= Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Dato' Abdul Rahman Yassin

1. Setiap kali Cikgu ajar something. Buat muke pelik. then ckp "Yer ker Cikgu".
2. Bile orang sebelah Fahmie bisik kat telinga. Jerit " Kau nie, mengganggu konsentrasi aku lah".
3. Bile sampai giliran fahmie untuk menjawab soalan. Fahmie jerit "Next!!"
4. Bile org sebelah tuh senyap jer. Cakap kat dye " Kau nie mengganggu aku la"
5. Conteng badan dengan bintik-bintik merah gune marker. Bile ade orang tanyer kenaper? selambe jer jawab " Aku elergic dengan sekolah la"
6. Kalau cikgu tengah round mase exam tuh, tegok muke cikgu, bagi isyarat org sebelah meniru.
7. Bile cikgu masuk, sebelum cikgu bagi salam, Angkat tangan, then ckp "cikgu boleh tak fahmie skip kelas, kelas cikgu bosan la"
8. Sekejap-sekejap buat suara kucing "Mmiaw.."
9. Makan Chewing gum dalam kelas. Bile cikgu marah suro bagi gum tuh kat cikgu. Fahmie start pasing2 kat kawan2 yang lain.
10. Buat bende bodoh macam potong kertas buat bentuk Cone lepas tuh letak la tissue merah ker, kertas merah..conteng cikit gune color air...pakai kat kepala.ckp kt kawan."aku adalah Gunung Berapi"
11. Bile cikgu bagi kerje rumah, cakap kat cikgu "Tak pelah cikgu, saya tak nk sebab besok saya tak datang sekolah"
12. Tibe2 berlari satu kelas. Duduk balik kt tempat asal. Buat macam tak de ape yang berlaku tadi.
13. Menyanyi dalam kelas kuat2. Ajak kawan yang lain nyanyi sekali.
14. Buat2 pegang Invisible Hamster. Ajak kawan cube pegang.
15. Cakap kat budak perempuan yang fahmie tak kenal.Deangan suara pelik. " Kau....Kau akan mati hari nie". pastu jalan buat selamber.
16. Cakap "Cikgu, boleh tak saya mengajar hari nie"
17. Buat kelas mcm dalam kem tentera. Panggil cikgu Baik Puan atau Baik Tuan.
18. Letak kat belakang kertas yang ade tulis "Tendang lah saya". Gune kan sebagai cabaran siape yang berani ganggu fahmie.
19. Bercakap dalam kelas. Setiap ujung ayat tuh diakhiri dengan ".com .my"
20. Biarkan zip seluar terbukak. Bile ade orang tunjuk zip tuh. Jawab jer.Fahmie memang prefer macam nie.
21. Depan public cakap kat junior, weh cek burung ko?
    
22. Bile cikgu mengajar, kejap2 cakap "Wow".
23. Ganggu cikgu mengajar dengan ckp "Boleh tak cikgu eja bende tuh". buat kerap kali.
24. Bawak patung Bear kecik pegi sekolah. Bile cikgu tanyer, fahmie tanyer kat Bear tuh. Bile cikgu marah. Cakap " Kau nie memang memalukan aku lah"
25. Ikat duit. Letak kat lantai.Tengok berapa ramai orang cube amek duit tuh.
26. Buat surat cinta palsu, letak kan kat dalam buku dak perempuan.
27. Jalan keliling sekolah, buat pergerakan mcm James Bond pegang pistol. Sambil buat bunyi lagu Mission Impossible.
28. Masuk kelas lepas waktu rehat. Tenung sorang budak kelas. Cakap "ko dengan dia sama jer" lari dari kelas tuh.
29. Mase nak pegi makmal sains tuh ikut emergency procedures untuk keluar kelas.
30. Tulis nota atas meja. "Saya keluar dari minda,brb".bile cikgu kejut.jerit."Hoi,Tak geti bace ker".pas tuh sambung tidur semula.
31. Datang lambat masuk kelas mase cikgu tengah mengajar. Masuk kelas ala2 spy.
32. Duduk kt sudut kelas, tunggu semua pandang. Pegang kepala jerit "panas,panas,panas"
33. Bile cikgu tanyer mane kerje rumah awk, jawab "Saya terjatuh kan buku tuh tak tahu kat mane sebab tadi saya pukul budak yang cakap cikgu nie teruk".
34. Bile ade cikgu ganti, bile dye perkenal kan nama. Suro dye "Buktikan.."
35. Bile cikgu tanye kenapa lambat, jawab "Ikan emas saya mati cikgu" start menangis..
36. Buat fitnah kat cikgu. Cakap ade cikgu lain mengate cikgu.
37. Pagi jumaat tuh,Lari masuk dalam kelas jerit " Hari nak kiamat"
38. Bile cikgu tanyer kenapa lambat, jawab " Raja mana penah lambat, orang yang tunggu dye"
39. Bile cikgu bukak projector jer jerit sekuat hati "Arhhh...mata aku"
40. Buat lawak dalam hati lepas tuh ketawa sorang2.
41. Sembunyi bawah meja cakap kt kelas langit nak runtuh
42. Dalam kelas Kimia, main dengan chemical tuh. Bile cikgu tanyer awk nk buat ape dengan bende nie. Jawab saya nk buat Bomb cikgu.
43. Bile cikgu tanyer soalan. Tegok jer muke cikgu tuh.
44. Gam kan gunting kawan. dengki dengki dengki
45. Cabut sehelai rambut org. Cakap kat dye "DNA"
46. Cakap "Tipu" setiap ape yang member cakap
47. Senyum jer dari pagi sampai blik kelas.
48. Buat satu titik hitam kt tangan . Besar kan setiap hari sedikit demi sedikit.
49. Bile nak bersin dalam kelas. Bersin sembil buat irama lagu kegemaran
50. Bile cikgu pandang whiteboard or blackboard jer. Semua dalam kelas tuka tempat duduk.

Yeah..as you know I have already Finish my Final Examination today and that means it’s time to celebrate for many of you. For others, it means that you’re one step closer to freedom. While I won’t be graduating until ends of this year, so I do have a few nuggets of wisdom to share from my experiences. Here are 10 things you should do before you graduate from college.

1. Study

At least once during your college career, you should make an effort to study. You are paying for it after all. And remember all of those movies where nobody thinks the slacker can pass the final exams maybe by using TOYOL would help us sometimes, but they cram really hard, pass the exam, get the girl, and live happily ever after. That could be you!

2. Go on a date

You’d be surprised how many college students forget about this one. While studying is good, part of the college experience is meeting new people. You definitely won’t meet new people if you lock yourself in your dorm room and study all the time. Honestly, will your friends and family be more impressed that you graduated with a 4.0 or that you found a boyfriend/girlfriend? But we are Muslims. We have our cultural ethics right. So, behave of your self. For a girl, do not yell to your mum."Looks mum, I got baby". Anak Luar Nikah.haish.

3. Stay up all night

I’m just suggesting an all-nighter. Whether you spend it studying or partying is totally up to you. For the adventurous, I’d suggest mixing it up and doing at least one of each. Seeing the sunset and sunrise without sleeping is an essential part of the college experience.

4. Take a road trip

Being away from home is a big part of what makes college so fun. However, even college can get boring after awhile, so gather up some friends and take a road trip. Spontaneous or planned — it doesn’t matter. The next time you have the urge to get out of town, just call up some friends and go!

5. Go somewhere for Long break (during Semester break)

This is the last time you’re going to have Long break unless you become a teacher or professor, so make the most of it. Go somewhere you’ve never been before or party with your friends for an entire week.

6. Travel abroad

If you haven’t caught on yet, college is a great time to travel. Most college students don’t have to worry about things like taking care of kids or paying the bills yet, so this is great time to travel abroad and experience different cultures. It’s also great because college students can save a lot of money by staying in hostels while traveling abroad. By the way I believe that your friends came from many state at peninsular Malaysia.So, Go!!

7. Play full campus capture picture

This may sound a little strange, but trust me — it’s awesome. It doesn’t have to be limited to capturing picture properly only. You can play candid. Maybe just snap a picture every minute you were free. Believe it or not, you will looking at your spydie save file on your lappy and cry happily and miss your moment together.

8. Get an internship

Internship is student best friends, and it’s true. Internships give you valuable experience that you just can’t get in a college classroom. You’ll gain real world experience that will help you decide what career path to pursue. It will help in your job search as graduation approaches, because you will already have real world experience under your belt.

9. Leave a mark

No, I’m no advocating vandalism, although that’s a pretty good way to leave a mark on something. What I’m really talking about is leaving a mark on your college. This could be anything from participating in campus clubs or events, doing research for a professor or lecturer, or scratching your initials in a table at your favorite hangout. (I’m a hypocrite.) The point is to leave your name on something you accomplished associated with your college. What’s the point of going to college if you don’t contribute anything to it?

10. Say goodbye

If there’s one thing to remember to do before you graduate, it’s this one. Many people look back at college as the best years of their lives, and this is usually because they shared them with some great friends. As we all know, even the best friendships grow apart sometimes, especially when you move away to different cities, states, or even countries. Be sure to have one last get together with your friends because you never know when you’ll all be in one place again.

A last word for my classmate that is Dee,Alleyza,Iyla,Zee,Salmiza,Munirah,Faten, Leha, Nada, Hazra, Kecik, Dila and all classmate. Gud luck for your internship. See you all again during Presentation and Sending the Report. hait..

Finally, habis jugak semua assignment, semua presentation, semua quiz, semua segala-galanye lah. Minggu depan da start final pulak. dan aku, aku masih risaukan subject2 yg aku amek sem nie. 21 jam creadit agak berat bagi aku sebenarnyer walaupun dua sem lepas aku amek 23 jam creadit berturut-turut. Perh, bile la nk merasa otak nie lapang dari pelajaran nie.kadang-kadang terpikir jugak nk terus kerja jer tak nak pegi belaja lagi.dengan masalah family lagi.haish...

tapi, selamat la aku sayang mak aku sorang nie Puan Roslina Salikin.penyelamat hidup aku, penenang jiwa aku selain kawan-kawan aku yang rapat....Liza, Dee, Ikin, Shukor, Rafidane, Chot, Ali Topan dan yg lain-lain lagi yang aku tak perlu nak mention kt sini....

Kepada Liza, thanx extraordinary fer that choc, Sandwich for my breakfast, and Redbull bile aku perlukan tenaga..You memang kawan aku yang paling best aku penah ada kat muke bumi nie.

Kepada rakan-rakan yang lain, aku mintak maap sebab ari tuh pengsan la pulak dalam kelas Admin tuh.aku tak berniat nak susahkan korang. Dehydration memang mencemaskan keadaan semua orang. Maklumlah, aku kan pelajar famous...Hehe..riak la pulak.

Besok, adek angkat and the gang ajak pegi bercuti sebelum exam aku 21 April nie.harap-harap la aku dapat lepaskan tention kt sane..Gunung Pulai water fall akan menjadi tempat pilihan diorang.tak tau la ape la yang best sgt kt sane tapi aku harap best la kn....

minggu depan start final exam, and ini kemungkinan last sem buat aku. aku nak struggle study....tapi boleh ke aku yang kuat main nie study??yes maybe no la jawapan aku kn..

Aim sem nie..hope sangat-sangat la dapat Dean List lagi.aku tau aku boleh.aku tau aku boleh...fahmie sabar fahmie...

kepada pembaca..korang sebenarnya tak patut bace post nie.tapi kalau kamu bace jgk.doakan lah sekali ke success-an aku utk menjawab final nati yerk..tengs again....

malam nie nampak suram, tapi hope ade something hapen that can make me smile...amin..

da byak sangat aku melalut nie...tapi aku tetap menaip lagi...bile aku nk berenti menulis nie ha..
ha..cukup jer la sampai kt sini....da tak nk tulis lagi dah..tapi aku takut la pulak ade bende lagi nk tulis...rase nyer da tak de kot...aku berenti la menulis....aku tak nk tulis lagi...yer aku stop tulis..eh2...pembetulan...menaip..malas lak nk ubah yang kt atas tuh...last word dari aku...

"Mohon Ampun Dari Skull hingga ke flanges, Dari Interior dan Exterior, Inhale dan Exhale. wish me luck for my final..cz im so worried..thanx guys."

Hey folks, as Cory Hart sang, "Just a little more time is all, I'm asking for". I have been working non-stop, plus, I moved. In addition to that, my computer shit the bed. I will try to post some something tomorrow. I have received a request for some more New Order, so I'm going to fulfill a request. Don't give up hope. Owh i forgot. Wish me luck on my presentation bout Proposal and Entrepreneur.walla..chow~

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It is because we are different that each of us is special.

Don't set your goals by what other people deem important.

Only you know what is best for you.

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Cling to them as they would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.

Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the Past or for the future.

By living your life one day at a time,you live all the days of your life.

Don't give up when you still have something to give.

Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

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It is this fragile thread that binds us each together.

Don't be afraid to encounter risks.

It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.

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The quickest way to receive love is to give.

The fastest way to lose love is to hold it

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To be without dream is to be without hope;

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Don't run through life so fast that you forget Not only where

you've been, but also where you are going.

Life is not a race, but a journey to be

savored each step of the way.

Yesterday is History.

Tomorrow is a Mystery.

and Today

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