¶ Lelaki Merajuk dan Bagaimana Nak Pujuk

Harapan fahmie bile korang dah bace entry nie:
- Kalau fahmie merajuk, korang pujuk la.
- Kalau boyfy korang merajuk, korang pujuk la.
- Kalau father korang merajuk, korang pujuk la.
- Kalau kawan-kawan lelaki korang merajuk, korang pujuk la.
- Kalau kawan pondan merajuk, korang pujuk la. Jangan lupe, dye pon lelaki sebenarnyer.
- Kalau dye tak merajuk, buat la dye merajuk. Nanti boleh la pujuk.
- Hehe...da tak tau nk tulis ape.
- Tapi still tulis lagi sebab nak cukup kan 10.
- Korang tak sepatutnyer bace yang nie.
- Tapi korang da bace sampai 10 dah. Rajin betol korang bace eak. So, kite mulakan.
1.Cemburu
2. Tidak dapat apa yang diinginkan
3. Orang lain lebih hebat daripada dia
Amaran : Tips-tips ini bukan langkah-langkah untuk memujuk, cuma sebagai panduan atau tips sahaja.
1. Biarkan dahulu.
Iyer. Fahmie tak tipu. Fahmie lelaki, fahmie tawu lah.(berlagak). Seperti yang sedia maklum lelaki nie sinonim dengan ke-egoannyer kan. So bile si Dia tuh tengah berbulu korang jangan la terus nak pujuk. Nanti makin menjadi-jadi merajuknyer tuh. Buatnyer si Dia mintak korang bungkuskan Honda EK-9 sebijik mane korang nak cari Haha..kadang-kadang best jugak tau merajuk nie. Teringat mase mude-mude dulu. Sekarang dah remaja dah.
2. Terangkan perkara sebenar
Adalah lebih mudah berkata benar, jujur, tegak dan direct to the point la senang cakap. Ceritakan kepada si Dia apa yang berlaku pada anda dan tanya pada si Dia kenapa dia merajuk. Lagi pon bukan susah sangat pon kalau nak tanya. Tekan menu-message-create message-taip nombor
Berterus teranglah dalam perhubungan anda. Janganlah berselindung. Dengan mewujudkan budaya bertanya dan berkata benar ini dapat mengeratkan perhubungan kerana, anda mengambil berat pada si Dia. Ini juga bermaksud anda menunjukkan bahawa anda menyayangi dia.
3. Bertolak ansur dan bijak dalam membuat keputusan
Memang sukar untuk anda bertolak ansur tetapi tidak bermakna anda kalah sekiranya anda mengalah. Sebab, kalau dua-dua merajuk ha. Sape yang nak pulihkn keadaan kalau bukan korang sendiri yang bertindak. Tol tak?
Dalam situasi sebegini, anda haruslah bijak dalam membuat sesuatu keputusan. Sekiranya si Dia merajuk dan anda tidak berjaya memujuknya, gunakan gaya anda yang tersendiri dalam memujuk hatinya. Dengan ini, anda kelihatan bijak dalam membuat keputusan.
4. Ucapkan kata-kata “manis”
Manis tidak semestinya manis bukan? Ketika si Dia merajuk, cuba anda bergurau senda dengan dia dengan menggelarkan si Dia “buchuk”, “comot”, “manje” ,"yayunk" dan panggilan-panggilan pelik korang la. "Bobo" lah, Name combine ker mcm "Mieya" ker. Tak pon tulis jer name penuh dye. Macam fahmie "Mohd Zulfahmi Bin Abidin". Pon boleh jugak sebagai pendahuluan.
Dalam pada itu, selit-selitkan ayat-ayat power anda dalam perbualan tetapi masih mengekalkan perkataan-perkataan manis tersebut. Ayat mesti kene power... Adalah amat kelakar bagi sehinggakan anda pun tersengih pada ketika ini. Dan fahmie saran kan korang gunakan khidmat pesanan ringkas SMS, sebab sebelum korang nk cakap tuh sempat lah korang nak berpikir.
5. Nyanyikan lagu buatnya (kalau suare korang sedap la.Kalau tak jgn buat)
Ha…tips ini merupakan tips yang paling ultimate. Kalau ditanya, berapa ramai yang sanggup nyanyi untuk kekasihnya? Pernahkah anda nyanyikan lagu untuk si Dia?
Mungkin jawapannya. Tapi pemilihan lagu mestilah bersesuaian. Lagu yang ade kaitan dengan hubungan korang ker, Lagu terkini yang famous-famous ker. Jangan pulak korang nyanyi lagu Rap ker, Rock Kapak ker, tak pon black Metal. Memang buang tebiat la korang nie.
6. Belikan something
Maksud belikan something nie tak semestinya anda perlu pujuk kekasih anda dengan pemberian hadiah yang mahal-mahal. Kalau anda berduit, apa salahnya telefon si dia dan luang masa sejam dua. Selami hatinya. Atau belikan hadiah bende yang dia suke macam koleksi Gundam ker, Cincin, Game terbaru ker, Coklat Cadbury ker or Ice Cream KitKat dan sebagainya. Kalau anda bukan berduit dan poket ala-ala kering kontang, cukup hanya dengan kata-kata manis seperti yang fahmie suro buat kat atas tadi, Tekan menu-message-create message-taip nombor bla bla bla....Delivered. Kalau korang tak dapat belikan dalam mase tuh jugak pon tak pe. Janji jer lah, awk cakap yang kalau si Dia dah tak merajuk lagi awk belikan.
7. Suruh Senyum
Kalau si Dia dah setuju yang dia dah tak merajuk lagi. Suruh dye senyum. Kalau dye sudah senyum maknanyer MISI korang untuk memujuk berjaya.
¶ Hargailah Lelaki
After buat sikit research semalam. Rasenyer fahmie da ready da nk
So fahmie nak bagi arahan nie.
- Jangan setakat bace jer. Tapi cuba lah buat sesuatu untuk peningkatan sivik.
- Kalau dah bace, sebar-sebarkan la dengan kawan-kawan tuh. Jangan nak pandai sorang jer pulak.
- Tinggal kan lah comment korang, tuh pun kalau korang nak lah. Kalau tak nak Fahmie nak cakap ape. Hamper jer lah.
- Kalau paham arahan 1,2 dan 3 di atas tolong angguk kepala 187 kali. Tolong anggok laju-laju okey.
- Jangan angguk 187 kali. 190 kali pon da cukup dah rasenyer.
- Sebenanyer korang tak perlu ikut arahan no 4 dan 5. Fahmie saje jer nak memanjang kan arahan. Tapi korang da bace sampai no 6. Bravo...
Kite mulakan dengan muka dimah. Pendahuluan..Arahan.Now da masuk isik dah nie. Jeng jeng jeng..
Bila lelaki benar-benar jatuh cinta (Cewah..macam tak caye aku cakap pasal nie) dan setia pada kekasihnya dengan ikhlas,perubahan sikapnya amat mengejutkan. Orang yang paling drastik nampak perubahan nie adalah kawan paling terdekat seseorang lelaki itu sendiri. Hati lelaki yg dianggap keras selama ini, tiba2 secara semulajadi menjadi selembut
Diantara tanda-tanda lelaki yang jatuh cinta dengan hebat ialah:
- Dia bersungguh-sungguh melakukan sesuatu utk kekasihnya dengan rela bukan kerana terpaksa.
- Dia sentiasa ingin menghiburkan kekasihnya dan berubah menjadi orang yang kuat bercakap.
- Dia byk menasihati kekasihnya kerana dia amat menyayangi kekasihnya.
- Dia berusaha mengongkong kebebasan kekasihnya kerana perasaan cemburunya yang meluap-luap.
- Dia sentiasa takut kehilangan kekasihnya.
- Dia sentiasa mengawasi pergerakan kekasihnya kerana dia sentiasa berasa curiga.
- Dia tidak suka ada lelaki lain rapat dengan kekasihnya.
- Dia mudah merasa cemburu dan sensitif apabila kekasihnya tidak menumpukan sepenuh perhatian kepadanya.
- Adakalanya dia seperti seorang anak kecil yang meminta perhatian kerana dia mahu kekasihnya melayannya lebih dari orang lain.
- Dia menjadi orang yang paling rajin dan sanggup membantu kekasihnya melakukan apa saja
- Dia pandai merajuk hati kerana ingin dipujuk oleh kekasihnya.
- Dia akan mengalabah apabila kekasihnya berjauhan daripanya terlalu lama.
- Dia sentiasa mempastikan keselamatan kekasihnya.
- Dia mementingkan kekasihnya daripada dirinya sendiri.
- Dia kerap bertanya adakah kekasihnya mencintainya kerana dia merasa kasihnya lebih kuat drpd kekasihnya.
- Dia tidak akan melayan perempuan lain yang tidak ada urusan penting dengannya.
- Dia cuba meluangkan lebih byk masa dengan kekasihnya walaupun terpaksa menunggu kekasihnya dengan sabar.
- Dia membanggakan kekasihnya di depan orang lain.
- Kalau ditinggalkan oleh kekasihnya, ia akan berasa serik dan tidak percaya dengan cinta perempuan lain namun dia sentiasa mengharap kekasihnya kembali kepadanya.
- Apabila timbul orang ketiga, dia akan hilang akal dan sanggup berbuat apa saja untuk merebut kembali kekasihnya.
- Dia menganggap kekasihnya sebagai orang yang paling dipercayainya dan sanggup menyerahkan harta walaupun nyawanya sendiri.
- Dia tidak akan berlaku curang kepada kekasihnya namun jikalau dia dia berbuat demikian itu bererti hatinya belum 100 peratus mencintai kekasihnya.
- Bukan semua lelaki sanggup menitiskan airmata hanya untuk seorang perempuan.
¶ Fahmie Jatuh Cinta
Bangun agak lewat hari nie sebenarnyer.Biase lah, Fahmie amek ubat Fahmie. Maklumlah....orang sakit la kate kn...an an an?. Ashik mengantuk jer. Lebeh kurang lepas waktu Ishak baru aku bersiap untuk pergi CS. Kalau hari-hari biase, pukul 11 dah gerak dah.
Hari nie Uder Fahmie jadi penyelamat, dye la yang tolong anta pegi bus stop. Kalau tidak, mau berkuah Fahmie klu nk berjalan. Hehehe..Thanks Bro. Sebagai student yang tak berharte macam Fahmie nie, hidop pulak kt Bandar Jay Bee rawk City nie yg hari-hari jalan sesak, habok banyak, Polis belambak, Duit tarak...Bus jer la satu-satunyer option yang aku ade. Berbekalkan duit pecah RM1.80 dalam poket. Sampai jugak aku kt CS. Then jumpe la KAWAN sorang nie. Kite pg tgok movie Blah Blah Blah Makan Blah Blah Blah Book Store Blah Blah Blah (Fahmie skip jer malas nk cerite yang tuh).
Jam pon dah pukul 7 petang kalau tak silap Fahmie la. Sebelum balik...Singgah la kt kedai Crossover tuh. Perh, Sekali ternampak pulak dia nie.......mule2 nampak yang ade kain purple tuh, da berkenan dah. Sekali tnyer punyer-tanyer tak de dah...Melepas la. Nampak pulak yang warne Itam tuh.Itam pon..Itam lah...Nampak simple jer tapi Cute, Body pon baik. Rupe pon elok, sedap mate memandang. Senang cerite memang taste Fahmie la Dia nie..Ape lagi...Sambar jer la. Usha punyer usha...memang belum berpunyer. Fahmie ape lagi Angkut jer la bawak balik...Nie ade gambar die nie...jap.
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Perkenal kan ini la Si Dia tuh yang fahmie jatuh cinta
Say Hi kat dye yerk..Dye Slipper baru fahmie..Sayang kat dye..
¶ Kenapa Suka Tayang?
Nur Shaikhah Akmal Abdullah
- hmmm. ntah laa. maybe saja, maybe nak mnunjuk , mybe sb nak bgtau btapa sygg nye dia kn bf diaa. mcm2 sb blh..hbs klau lelaki menunjuk gf dia kt fb plak? mcmane?
- mereka yg nk tygg bf ke. nk wt iklan bf ke.. spatotnyaa. si bf ptot trus trang kt si gf yg dia rimas. jgn main ckp blkngg. kn lg sng lau jujur?kn fahmie?
Haznina Kamal
- ada yg bf dia minta, ada yg wat cam2 dia nak tnjk the world yg dia sayang bf dia... dia da ada bf...
- ya, let the whole world to noe... ahhahaha..... tp ku tidak buat.... hehehehhe
Ezaty Hassan
- lu jealous ckp je jealous kan? hahahahha
SyeeRa Zaini
- nanti syeera tanye kwn2 syeera lak ye.
Suraya Aris
- yeke??
Nisa Chorletta
- x smue mcm tu auw...
Nor Haiza
- ye ke..xsume llki rimas cm kamu b'2...
Mya AzRa
- ko je rimas kot phmie,,,,,
Matahari Bergigi
- mcm maner plak kalu dier yg nak??? kalu kiter x nak tp dier yang nak mcm maner ???
- hahh lg satu sbb balak dier tu takot saham jatuh o nak cover line! kalu dier x derk aper2 dier mesti ok punyer! x derk al punyer... mesti salu happy ngan gf dier! gf dier kot ! wat per couple if rimas! nampak sgt dah ader org lain!!!
- yer lar.. sbb dier cbr aq, kalu x aq x kesah pown! sbb tu lar... asl kow x cayer?? sbb dier x caye kat aq, sbb tu dier suh aq letak gak!!!huhuhuhu... tp senanyer best tau!!! x derk org berani kacau aq pas tu... hee....
Fteen Idris
- xsume...sbb die igt die sorg de bf kot...hahaha
- de ko tgk aku kepo2 sal bf aku?...xde en?...hahaha
Farhana Mohamad
- ye ke??x perasan pulak
Lelaki Kata
Haziq Nazreen
- lg2 klaw boyfie die adew rupe....makk aiiii..die pnye mnayang..satu negeri nkk d bg tao!
Supee Pian
- dorg nk jge aty kowg je... sbb 2 dowg x gtaw dowg rimas... ngahaha... tol x fahmi??
Kalau ade org tambah lagi fahmie akan update entry nie.okey.Terima Kasih sebab membaca. :)
¶ Love Word Make Gurl Fluid
Actually I am not qualified to write this entry. But, I do not know why I would like to share with you bloggers. Maybe because you guys talk about Love this days. So for introduction
All this things happens few years ago, I have gathered many words of love then I give to my beloved. Probably because of all this verse is that makes them attracted to me most likely. Who knows.
This is the word that I had collected. Just read it if you want it.and deny this entry if you hate to read this. Maybe I am on sentimental rite now. I also do not now. So enjoy!
love the heart that hurts you, but
never hurt the heart that loves you,
please don’t hurt my heart.
today where we can meet? I want to
give my love heart to you. Because
I love you.
True love never lives happily ever
after, true love has no ending.
In the game of love, there will be good
Time , and there will be bed times
Both are inevitable
Love start with a hug, grows with
A kiss, and ends with a marriage.
You can fall from the sky, you can
Fall from a tree, but the best way
To fall is in love with me.
If there ever comes a day when we
Can’t be together, just know that
You are in my heart, you’ll be in
There forever!
When I look at you, I cannot deny
There is a God, cause only God could
Have crated someone as wonderful
And beautiful as you.
Mature love says, I need you because
I love you.
Do you love me because I am handsome,
Or am I handsome because you love
Me?
I get the best feeling in the world
When you say Hi or ever smile at me
Because I know, even if It’s just
For a second, that live crossed
Your mind
Anyone can catch your eyes, but it
Takes someone special to catch your
Heart.
As we go on we remember all the
Times we had together as our life
Changes whatever we will still be
Friends for ever, we will life together
Flower will die, sun will set, you are a
Friend I’ll never forget, u r rime
Is so precious n want grow old,
And is engraved in my heart is
Letters of gold.
Do we close our eyes when we
Sleep, when we dream, when we
Kiss? Because the most precious
Thing in the world is unseen.
When I close my eyes I see
Uuuuuuu……….
Why do stars fall from the sky? Because
Like me they want to be near to
You
Few millions flowers in the world.
All flowers are is not beautiful. For
My eyes you only beautiful.
Why birds fall from the sky
Every time u walk by? Why do stars
Fall from the sky? Cause like me
They want 2 b near u!
I opened my wallet and found its
Empty, I searched my heart
And found you. Now really I am
Very rich.
What’s the difference between
Pleasure is when you are with
Me…..torture is when you are
Not with me.
Special someone I cant replace
I LOVE YOU always will……
You are always my miss world
You loving face no 1 will ever
Take your place
Who is my best friend. Your lips
Is best friend always.
If a kiss was a raindrop I’d
Send u showers. If a hug was
A second I’d send u hours
If a smile was water I’d send
U a sea. If love was a person I’d
Send you me….
There are red roses in my garden
There are roses in the park. But
Nothing is more be beautiful then
Our two hearts are meeting
You know guys walks over
25,000 km in his life. For you
I will walk more than that…
If u love me….
Love is like CD track that links
Our hearts together and if
You ever break that CD, you
Will break my heart.
Accidents do happen, slip, stumble
I fall but usually I don’t care, but
Now, don’t know what to do
Because I slipped and full in
Love with my gurl…
I wish I was ur bed, I wish I was
Ur pillow underneath your head, i
Wanna b all around yours, I wanna
Hold you tight,and b the are lucky
Enough to kiss you.
Come my dear,sleep inside
My sweet heart, my heart is
Waiting for u.
Sometime your joy is the
Source of your smile, but sometimes
Your smile can be the source of
Your joy, but every time you are with
Me I will be joy
Always.
We live in the wonderful world
That is full of beauty, charm and
Adventured, but I cannot live with
Out you honey
For every beauty there is an
Eye some where to see it, for
Every love there is a heart
Somewhere to receive it
When I saw u…I state your
Heart don’t ask your heart back..
I have the ‘I love’ so plz can I have
‘ u’??
I pray to god , I want to u, when
God give you to me, he planted
The image of you deep in my
Heart.
Sweet heart! You hold my arms
I will bring moon to your hand
Meeting you was a fate, becoming
Your friend was a choice, but
Falling in love with you was
Completely out of my control
I love you for ever
I will send my smile to you
That day for your wonderful day
You show me now that it is to
Loved, one day we will be together
Forever. I can’t wait to hold
You in my arms again. Come to
Be now.
Memories last forever, they simply
Never die true lovers stay
Together, they never say good bye
To love.
To all my friends I love u so
U give me all the strength to grow
A true friendship will never never die
Unless it is all a lie.
Don’t say I hate you! Say I love
You! After that I don’t want anything
from you.
If you need love text me. If you
Need me, come to me. If you don’t
Love me. THE SUBSCRIBE CANNOT BE
REACH AT THIS TIME.
Be mine, I’ll always hold u close
To me, I’ll be there for u, and
Always care for u, I’ll give the
World and make u happy.
Me dear sweet heart just wanted
To say I LOVE YOU make my heart
Happy and I love being with you.
Always draw a circle around the
Ones you love, never draw a heart
Because heart can be broken,
But circles are never ending. Circle
Always will join. LOVE ME!
I cannot forget u..it take a minute
To have a crush, an hour
To like someone,and day to
Love someone, but it take a
Lifetime to forget someone.
No one is too young for love
Because love doesn’t come from
Your mind, which knows your age,
But from your heart, which
Knows no age.
Who care whatever it is
Poem or rhyme. I will love you
Until the end of my life.
It is hard to tell your mind to
Stop loving someone when you
Heart still does.
You are my dream forever
I’ll hate you never
In my heart wherever
And I pray I’ll be loved by you
Forever.
The sky has lost it is colour
Why? Because you are walking
With me.
Last night, sent an angle to
Watch over you while you were
Sleeping. He come back early, so i
Asked him why? He said that
Angles don’t watch over other
Angle
Sending the little message of love
To your heart from mine
Just to say I love you
You showed me now it is to be loved.
Now, I know what really love is
One day we will be together forever
Please hang signboard in your heart
“NO VACANCY”!!
Love is like a bed of roses
There are many thorn come let
Us enjoy only bet of
Loving you is like breathing ,how
I can stop breath?
If you love me like you told me
Please be careful with my heart
You can take it, but just don’t
Break it.
Love makes life so confusing and
Difficult but without love would
You want to live? Without you I
Cannot breath also, because my heart
Is with you
Tell me if you love me
Tell me if its true
Let me be yours forever
Love forever
If it would be a tears yours eye
I will roll down on your check
And die on your lips and if you
Would tears in my eye, I will never
Cry by a fear of losing
When I saw you I afraid to meet you
When I meet you I afraid to like you
When I liked you I afraid to love you
But now that I love you
I am afraid to lose you
Plz love me for ever
Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason
Why I love you, I cannot matched
Love is when you don’t want to go to sleep
Because reality is better then a dream, I will
Not sleep 2 days waiting for you
I’m not the same since I met you
The days turned longer the night
Turned colder and u will always
Have a special place in my heart
Just for you I love you
Never do a wrong thing to take
A sweet heart or to keep one
A road to yours house is never
Long for me. Because you are in
My heart house
If I had a red rose for every
Time I think of you, I would
Walk in my garden forever
Everyone hears what you say. I
Listen to what you say. Bcz lover
Listen to what you don’t said.
I knew I would look back on my
Tears and laugh but I never
Thought I would look back on
My lought and cry. Please don’t
Heart me again....
If you live to be a 100 years. I want
To life to be 100 yrs minus one day,
So I never have to life
Without you, I cant live without you
We are each an angle with only
One wing, and we can only fly
By embracing each other
How lucky I am to have known
Someone who was so hard to
Say goodbye to…
A life without love is no life
at all.. love meeeee now..
for all the ways you’re helped
me grow I want to say I love you
love will grow like beyond tree
if I love you is only tree words
why is it worth a million??
Because you know love
Will do miracle
Sex without love is on empty
experience , but is empty experience
Go, its one of the best in the world.
If death is the only way will
Part them let me die with you
Because my heart is with you
Harsh word break no bones, but
They do break hearts. Don’t use
Harsh words, don’t break my heart
Love bears all things, love
Believes all things, love hopes all
Things and most precious of all
Loves endures all things, come
We love and make things happy
The greatest science in the word,
Haven and on earth is love
Fear less, hope more, eat less
Chew more, whine less ,breath more
Talk less good for you.
Love more and all good thing
Will be yours
Where there is great love
There are always miracle
So come and join with me
Love is like a roller coaster
Once you have completed
The ride you want to go again
If you think my eye was
Beautiful, its because I
Am watching at you
Don’t say you me unless you
Really meant it. Bcz I might do
Something crazy like believe it
When two people love each other
They don’t look at each other
They look at the same direction
Believe it or not
All you need is love, give me
A chance to love you my sweet heart
We can do not great thing
Only small things with great love..
The end….