¶ Nie Yang Aku Benci Nie
Friday, September 17, 2010 | tags my self | 46 Comments
¶ Banyak Bende Nak Cerite Pasal Raya Pertama, Ke Dua Dan Ketiga nie
Sunday, September 12, 2010 | tags Holiday, mood, my self | 14 Comments
¶ Map Ke Rumah Fahmie Raya Ini
Saturday, September 04, 2010 | tags my self, plan | 14 Comments
¶ Banner Baru
Hanya sekadar Infomasi kepada pemegang-pemegang Banner Fahmie's Hyperlink. Ayeem Ayam dah buatkan Fahmie banner baru.So, sila tukar banner anda. Boleh amek kat tepi kanan bawah sekali tuh k.Kalau korang nak tempah jugak banner macam Fahmie. Tekan laju-laju kat sini. Ayeem Ayam hanya mengenakan charge sebanyak RM10 sahaja. Dan format Banner ini adalah SWF. Maka, gambar tidak pecah walaupun dibesarkan sebanyak 1000pixel X 1000pixel. Harap maklum lah yer.
Mood: Happy
pssst: RM10 jer..Murah tuh.^__^
Thursday, September 02, 2010 | tags my self | 31 Comments
¶ Bende Yang Hebat Itu Berasal Dari Tempat Yang Hina
Monday, August 23, 2010 | tags feeling, mood, my self, renungan | 26 Comments
¶ Pengalaman Jumpe Artis
Thursday, August 19, 2010 | tags funny, live, my self | 28 Comments
¶ Mesin Photostate Rosak
Thursday, August 12, 2010 | tags funny, my self, photo | 16 Comments
¶ Perempuan Dan Tudung Saji
Monday, July 26, 2010 | tags feeling, my self, renungan | 14 Comments
¶ Muka Cantik Soalan Bodoh Yang Ditanya
Sunday, July 18, 2010 | tags live, my self | 55 Comments
¶ Jadual Cuti 2 Bulan
Tuesday, July 06, 2010 | tags my self | 2 Comments
¶ Zaman aku Zaman 90'an
¶ Mood: Hujan
Friday, July 02, 2010 | tags my self | 2 Comments
¶ Product Percuma
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 | tags feeling, live, mood, my self | 2 Comments
¶ Telephone
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 | tags mood, my self | 10 Comments
¶ SDARY 2002-2006
Nak cerite pasal asal usul Sekolah fahmie nie malas pulak. Click la laju-laju kat sini. Bende tuh akan di Link kn ker Facebook SDARY yang fahmie sendri tak tahu sape yang maintainkan. Kalau Cik Faten cerite ape yang dia rindu kat sekolah dye. Fahmie pulak nk cerite ape yang fahmie tak sempat nak buat kat sekolah tuh. Sebab fahmie tak de lah rindu sangat kt sekolah tuh. Hehe. So sory Cikgu. Saya dak nakal.
Perkara yang tak sempat nk buat masa sekolah:
- Setiap kali Cikgu ajar something. Buat muke pelik. then ckp "Yer ker Cikgu".
- Bile orang sebelah Fahmie bisik kat telinga. Jerit " Kau nie, mengganggu konsentrasi aku lah".
- Bile sampai giliran fahmie untuk menjawab soalan. Fahmie jerit "Next!!"
- Bile org sebelah tuh senyap jer. Cakap kat dye " Kau nie mengganggu aku la"
- Conteng badan dengan bintik-bintik merah gune marker. Bile ade orang tanyer kenaper? selambe jer jawab " Aku elergic dengan sekolah la"
- Kalau cikgu tengah round mase exam tuh, tegok muke cikgu, bagi isyarat org sebelah meniru.
- Bile cikgu masuk, sebelum cikgu bagi salam, Angkat tangan, then ckp "cikgu boleh tak fahmie skip kelas, kelas cikgu bosan la"
- Sekejap-sekejap buat suara kucing "Mmiaw.."
- Makan Chewing gum dalam kelas. Bile cikgu marah suro bagi gum tuh kat cikgu. Fahmie start pasing2 kat kawan2 yang lain.
- Buat bende bodoh macam potong kertas buat bentuk Cone lepas tuh letak la tissue merah ker, kertas merah..conteng cikit gune color air...pakai kat kepala.ckp kt kawan."aku adalah Gunung Berapi"
- Bile cikgu bagi kerje rumah, cakap kat cikgu "Tak pelah cikgu, saya tak nk sebab besok saya tak datang sekolah"
- Tibe2 berlari satu kelas. Duduk balik kt tempat asal. Buat macam tak de ape yang berlaku tadi.
- Menyanyi dalam kelas kuat2. Ajak kawan yang lain nyanyi sekali.
- Buat2 pegang Invisible Hamster. Ajak kawan cube pegang.
- Cakap kat budak perempuan yang fahmie tak kenal.Deangan suara pelik. " Kau....Kau akan mati hari nie". pastu jalan buat selamber.
- Cakap "Cikgu, boleh tak saya mengajar hari nie"
- Buat kelas mcm dalam kem tentera. Panggil cikgu Baik Puan atau Baik Tuan.
- Letak kat belakang kertas yang ade tulis "Tendang lah saya". Gune kan sebagai cabaran siape yang berani ganggu fahmie.
- Bercakap dalam kelas. Setiap ujung ayat tuh diakhiri dengan ".com .my"
- Biarkan zip seluar terbukak. Bile ade orang tunjuk zip tuh. Jawab jer.Fahmie memang prefer macam nie.
- Depan public cakap kat junior, weh cek burung ko?
- Bile cikgu mengajar, kejap2 cakap "Wow".
- Ganggu cikgu mengajar dengan ckp "Boleh tak cikgu eja bende tuh". buat kerap kali.
- Bawak patung Bear kecik pegi sekolah. Bile cikgu tanyer, fahmie tanyer kat Bear tuh. Bile cikgu marah. Cakap " Kau nie memang memalukan aku lah"
- Ikat duit. Letak kat lantai.Tengok berapa ramai orang cube amek duit tuh.
- Buat surat cinta palsu, letak kan kat dalam buku dak perempuan.
- Jalan keliling sekolah, buat pergerakan mcm James Bond pegang pistol. Sambil buat bunyi lagu Mission Impossible.
- Masuk kelas lepas waktu rehat. Tenung sorang budak kelas. Cakap "ko dengan dia sama jer" lari dari kelas tuh.
- Mase nak pegi makmal sains tuh ikut emergency procedures untuk keluar kelas.
- Tulis nota atas meja. "Saya keluar dari minda,brb".bile cikgu kejut.jerit."Hoi,Tak geti bace ker".pas tuh sambung tidur semula.
- Datang lambat masuk kelas mase cikgu tengah mengajar. Masuk kelas ala2 spy.
- Duduk kt sudut kelas, tunggu semua pandang. Pegang kepala jerit "panas,panas,panas"
- Bile cikgu tanyer mane kerje rumah awk, jawab "Saya terjatuh kan buku tuh tak tahu kat mane sebab tadi saya pukul budak yang cakap cikgu nie teruk".
- Bile ade cikgu ganti, bile dye perkenal kan nama. Suro dye "Buktikan.."
- Bile cikgu tanye kenapa lambat, jawab "Ikan emas saya mati cikgu" start menangis..
- Buat fitnah kat cikgu. Cakap ade cikgu lain mengate cikgu.
- Pagi jumaat tuh,Lari masuk dalam kelas jerit " Hari nak kiamat"
- Bile cikgu tanyer kenapa lambat, jawab " Raja mana penah lambat, orang yang tunggu dye"
- Bile cikgu bukak projector jer jerit sekuat hati "Arhhh...mata aku"
- Buat lawak dalam hati lepas tuh ketawa sorang2.
- Sembunyi bawah meja cakap kt kelas langit nak runtuh
- Dalam kelas Kimia, main dengan chemical tuh. Bile cikgu tanyer awk nk buat ape dengan bende nie. Jawab saya nk buat Bomb cikgu.
- Bile cikgu tanyer soalan. Tegok jer muke cikgu tuh.
- Gam kan gunting kawan. dengki dengki dengki
- Cabut sehelai rambut org. Cakap kat dye "DNA"
- Cakap "Tipu" setiap ape yang member cakap
- Senyum jer dari pagi sampai blik kelas.
- Buat satu titik hitam kt tangan . Besar kan setiap hari sedikit demi sedikit.
- Bile nak bersin dalam kelas. Bersin sembil buat irama lagu kegemaran
- Bile cikgu pandang whiteboard or blackboard jer. Semua dalam kelas tuka tempat duduk.
Kan best klu fahmie dapat buat semua nie sebelum habis sekolah dulu. Tapi nak buat mcm mane. Macam mane tah boleh amek kelas sains stream dulu fahmie pon tak tahu. Dah duduk dengan mostly budak2 skema. Harhmm.....[hampa]
Thursday, May 27, 2010 | tags feeling, funny, my self, study | 13 Comments
¶ Cermin
Petang nie fahmie nk share pasal personaliti diri Fahmie. Fahmie cube mencarut tulis mane yang termampu eh.Tapi kepada makhluk mereka yang kenal fahmie tuh.Kalau rase ade yang salah, cakap jer sial salah okey. Ini adalah masa untuk cermin diri sendiri. Adakah anda cermin diri anda? Kalau Ya! Fahmie nk tahu dari anda juga. Kalau nak bace, bace lah. tapi kalau gelak aku lempang karang..wooot wooot..
Mohd Zulfahmi Abidin, 21, Malaysia.
30 Mac 1989
* Sangat suka didampingi.
* Banyak berahsia dan sukar dimengerti.
* Agak susah nak berdiam walaupun tidak dirangsang.
* Ada harga dan maruah diri semestinya.
* Tak suka menyusahkan orang lain tapi tidak marah apabila disusahkan.
* Mudah dipujuk, bawak jer Ice Cream or Choclate dan bercakap lurus
* Sangat menjaga hati orang lain.
* Sangat peramah.
* Emosi sangat mendalam tapi mudah terluka hatinya.
* Berjiwa sentimental.
* Mudah memaafkan tapi sukar melupakan.
* Tidak suka benda remeh-temeh.
* Membimbing cara fizikal dan mental.
* Sangat peka, mengambil berat dan mengasihi serta penyayang.
* Layanan yang serupa terhadap semua orang.
* Tinggi daya simpati kurang daya menderma.
* Pemerhatian yang tajam.
* Suka menilai orang lain melalui pemerhatian.
* Susah dan malas belajar.
* Tak Suka muhasabah diri.
* Suka mengenangkan peristiwa atau kawan lama.
* Tak suka mendiamkan diri.
* Suka duduk di rumah.
* Tak suka tunggu kawan tapi suke cari kawan.
* Tidak agresif kecuali terpaksa.
* Lemah dari segi kesihatan otak.
* Susah nak gemuk walaupun banyak makan.
* Minta disayangi.
* Mudah terluka hati tapi lambat pulih.
* Terlalu mengambil berat.
* Rajin dalam membuat kerja
p/s:Yang warna maroon tuh maybe betol pada Fahmie. Tapi yang warna biru tuh, kamu la yang menilai Fahmie sendiri eh..
Sunday, May 23, 2010 | tags live, my self | 0 Comments
¶ Hai Doctor
First of all thanks to Dr. Mohd Norfairuz M.D (UKM) bcoz check my health just now.hehe then he give me what else UBAT lah..(I hate that)
Doctor writing is bad isnt it?? loss. Actually I am so scared to see the doctor this Wednesday. Sape yang tak takut jumpe dokter.hehe . Even more, Malaysian Hospitality System is so worse. I hate of waiting. Arghh.....hehehe. But nevermind, because so many people afraid about me. I will take my medication and maybe everything surgery that I have to attend for my lock jaw. Pray for me guys.TQ
p/s: Do what you want to do with me as long as i cant get healthy again. Thanyou doctor.
¶ Top Stalkers
Zulfahmi's Top Stalkers
#1:Fatin Razali
#2:Farhana Mohamad
#3:Tengku Amirah
#4:Suraya Aris
#5:Hairul Hanafi
#6:Srikandi Jagis
#7:Wawa Sakura
#8:Eja Razif
#9:SyeeRa Zaini
#10:Nur Shaikhah Akmal Abdullah
Wednesday, May 19, 2010 | tags live, my self, quiz, secret | 5 Comments
¶ Love Word Make Gurl Fluid
Actually I am not qualified to write this entry. But, I do not know why I would like to share with you bloggers. Maybe because you guys talk about Love this days. So for introduction
All this things happens few years ago, I have gathered many words of love then I give to my beloved. Probably because of all this verse is that makes them attracted to me most likely. Who knows.
This is the word that I had collected. Just read it if you want it.and deny this entry if you hate to read this. Maybe I am on sentimental rite now. I also do not now. So enjoy!
love the heart that hurts you, but
never hurt the heart that loves you,
please don’t hurt my heart.
today where we can meet? I want to
give my love heart to you. Because
I love you.
True love never lives happily ever
after, true love has no ending.
In the game of love, there will be good
Time , and there will be bed times
Both are inevitable
Love start with a hug, grows with
A kiss, and ends with a marriage.
You can fall from the sky, you can
Fall from a tree, but the best way
To fall is in love with me.
If there ever comes a day when we
Can’t be together, just know that
You are in my heart, you’ll be in
There forever!
When I look at you, I cannot deny
There is a God, cause only God could
Have crated someone as wonderful
And beautiful as you.
Mature love says, I need you because
I love you.
Do you love me because I am handsome,
Or am I handsome because you love
Me?
I get the best feeling in the world
When you say Hi or ever smile at me
Because I know, even if It’s just
For a second, that live crossed
Your mind
Anyone can catch your eyes, but it
Takes someone special to catch your
Heart.
As we go on we remember all the
Times we had together as our life
Changes whatever we will still be
Friends for ever, we will life together
Flower will die, sun will set, you are a
Friend I’ll never forget, u r rime
Is so precious n want grow old,
And is engraved in my heart is
Letters of gold.
Do we close our eyes when we
Sleep, when we dream, when we
Kiss? Because the most precious
Thing in the world is unseen.
When I close my eyes I see
Uuuuuuu……….
Why do stars fall from the sky? Because
Like me they want to be near to
You
Few millions flowers in the world.
All flowers are is not beautiful. For
My eyes you only beautiful.
Why birds fall from the sky
Every time u walk by? Why do stars
Fall from the sky? Cause like me
They want 2 b near u!
I opened my wallet and found its
Empty, I searched my heart
And found you. Now really I am
Very rich.
What’s the difference between
Pleasure is when you are with
Me…..torture is when you are
Not with me.
Special someone I cant replace
I LOVE YOU always will……
You are always my miss world
You loving face no 1 will ever
Take your place
Who is my best friend. Your lips
Is best friend always.
If a kiss was a raindrop I’d
Send u showers. If a hug was
A second I’d send u hours
If a smile was water I’d send
U a sea. If love was a person I’d
Send you me….
There are red roses in my garden
There are roses in the park. But
Nothing is more be beautiful then
Our two hearts are meeting
You know guys walks over
25,000 km in his life. For you
I will walk more than that…
If u love me….
Love is like CD track that links
Our hearts together and if
You ever break that CD, you
Will break my heart.
Accidents do happen, slip, stumble
I fall but usually I don’t care, but
Now, don’t know what to do
Because I slipped and full in
Love with my gurl…
I wish I was ur bed, I wish I was
Ur pillow underneath your head, i
Wanna b all around yours, I wanna
Hold you tight,and b the are lucky
Enough to kiss you.
Come my dear,sleep inside
My sweet heart, my heart is
Waiting for u.
Sometime your joy is the
Source of your smile, but sometimes
Your smile can be the source of
Your joy, but every time you are with
Me I will be joy
Always.
We live in the wonderful world
That is full of beauty, charm and
Adventured, but I cannot live with
Out you honey
For every beauty there is an
Eye some where to see it, for
Every love there is a heart
Somewhere to receive it
When I saw u…I state your
Heart don’t ask your heart back..
I have the ‘I love’ so plz can I have
‘ u’??
I pray to god , I want to u, when
God give you to me, he planted
The image of you deep in my
Heart.
Sweet heart! You hold my arms
I will bring moon to your hand
Meeting you was a fate, becoming
Your friend was a choice, but
Falling in love with you was
Completely out of my control
I love you for ever
I will send my smile to you
That day for your wonderful day
You show me now that it is to
Loved, one day we will be together
Forever. I can’t wait to hold
You in my arms again. Come to
Be now.
Memories last forever, they simply
Never die true lovers stay
Together, they never say good bye
To love.
To all my friends I love u so
U give me all the strength to grow
A true friendship will never never die
Unless it is all a lie.
Don’t say I hate you! Say I love
You! After that I don’t want anything
from you.
If you need love text me. If you
Need me, come to me. If you don’t
Love me. THE SUBSCRIBE CANNOT BE
REACH AT THIS TIME.
Be mine, I’ll always hold u close
To me, I’ll be there for u, and
Always care for u, I’ll give the
World and make u happy.
Me dear sweet heart just wanted
To say I LOVE YOU make my heart
Happy and I love being with you.
Always draw a circle around the
Ones you love, never draw a heart
Because heart can be broken,
But circles are never ending. Circle
Always will join. LOVE ME!
I cannot forget u..it take a minute
To have a crush, an hour
To like someone,and day to
Love someone, but it take a
Lifetime to forget someone.
No one is too young for love
Because love doesn’t come from
Your mind, which knows your age,
But from your heart, which
Knows no age.
Who care whatever it is
Poem or rhyme. I will love you
Until the end of my life.
It is hard to tell your mind to
Stop loving someone when you
Heart still does.
You are my dream forever
I’ll hate you never
In my heart wherever
And I pray I’ll be loved by you
Forever.
The sky has lost it is colour
Why? Because you are walking
With me.
Last night, sent an angle to
Watch over you while you were
Sleeping. He come back early, so i
Asked him why? He said that
Angles don’t watch over other
Angle
Sending the little message of love
To your heart from mine
Just to say I love you
You showed me now it is to be loved.
Now, I know what really love is
One day we will be together forever
Please hang signboard in your heart
“NO VACANCY”!!
Love is like a bed of roses
There are many thorn come let
Us enjoy only bet of
Loving you is like breathing ,how
I can stop breath?
If you love me like you told me
Please be careful with my heart
You can take it, but just don’t
Break it.
Love makes life so confusing and
Difficult but without love would
You want to live? Without you I
Cannot breath also, because my heart
Is with you
Tell me if you love me
Tell me if its true
Let me be yours forever
Love forever
If it would be a tears yours eye
I will roll down on your check
And die on your lips and if you
Would tears in my eye, I will never
Cry by a fear of losing
When I saw you I afraid to meet you
When I meet you I afraid to like you
When I liked you I afraid to love you
But now that I love you
I am afraid to lose you
Plz love me for ever
Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason
Why I love you, I cannot matched
Love is when you don’t want to go to sleep
Because reality is better then a dream, I will
Not sleep 2 days waiting for you
I’m not the same since I met you
The days turned longer the night
Turned colder and u will always
Have a special place in my heart
Just for you I love you
Never do a wrong thing to take
A sweet heart or to keep one
A road to yours house is never
Long for me. Because you are in
My heart house
If I had a red rose for every
Time I think of you, I would
Walk in my garden forever
Everyone hears what you say. I
Listen to what you say. Bcz lover
Listen to what you don’t said.
I knew I would look back on my
Tears and laugh but I never
Thought I would look back on
My lought and cry. Please don’t
Heart me again....
If you live to be a 100 years. I want
To life to be 100 yrs minus one day,
So I never have to life
Without you, I cant live without you
We are each an angle with only
One wing, and we can only fly
By embracing each other
How lucky I am to have known
Someone who was so hard to
Say goodbye to…
A life without love is no life
at all.. love meeeee now..
for all the ways you’re helped
me grow I want to say I love you
love will grow like beyond tree
if I love you is only tree words
why is it worth a million??
Because you know love
Will do miracle
Sex without love is on empty
experience , but is empty experience
Go, its one of the best in the world.
If death is the only way will
Part them let me die with you
Because my heart is with you
Harsh word break no bones, but
They do break hearts. Don’t use
Harsh words, don’t break my heart
Love bears all things, love
Believes all things, love hopes all
Things and most precious of all
Loves endures all things, come
We love and make things happy
The greatest science in the word,
Haven and on earth is love
Fear less, hope more, eat less
Chew more, whine less ,breath more
Talk less good for you.
Love more and all good thing
Will be yours
Where there is great love
There are always miracle
So come and join with me
Love is like a roller coaster
Once you have completed
The ride you want to go again
If you think my eye was
Beautiful, its because I
Am watching at you
Don’t say you me unless you
Really meant it. Bcz I might do
Something crazy like believe it
When two people love each other
They don’t look at each other
They look at the same direction
Believe it or not
All you need is love, give me
A chance to love you my sweet heart
We can do not great thing
Only small things with great love..
The end….










