¶ Love letter

The sun just over my head. My stomach sang a belly ring. Assignment just line up in my cross bag pack. And this squad K-9 give me a love letter. Summon oh summon. You are annoying me cruelly.

"Oh Emak, Oh Abah, Oh Mak, Oh Ayah"

Since I have 2 mom and 2 dad..Oh my luvly parent..can you settle my summons today.Please...!!

Alah...this is not my fault. They summon few step from the house. Not my fault cz doesnt wear a helmet. My plan is : buy some lunch and ASAP goin home. Pity me, today my bad luck. Dats all. Hehehe..bayar kan eh ayah eh..eh...plz..Tengah sangkak nie......

p/s: Hihihi...this is the perfect time for me ask my parent to solve my probs that I made by my own.

Dialog Tok Misai and me:

Tok Misai: "IC dengan lesen kau mane.?.keluarkan......!" he shouting on ma ears? He though I am dumb or what? "Roadtax mane roadtax?? Dah mati ke belum hah?"
Me : dengan selamba aku jawab "Ade kot, entah la..kejap"
Tok Misai: "Kau nak kemane nie haa...?"
Me : "Makan Cikgu...lapar tengah2 ari bute nie"alah..suke ati aku lah nk pegi mane.tak kn nk bg report kt kau.kau sape seh.
Tok Misai: "Kau belaja lagi kn?"
Me : "A'ah Cikgu"
Tok Misai: "Lecturer kau ke yang ajar ilmu songsang nie?"
Me : aku senyap jer..suke2 dye jer nk salah kn lecturer kesayangan aku semua tuh
Tok Misai: "Nah..kau amek bende nie...kau sign kt sini"
Me : "Kt mane tadi Cikgu? Nie 1st time saya kene saman nie"
Tok Misai: "Kt bawah belah kiri tuh...kau nie ade jer la"
Me : "Oh..okey!"
Tok Misai: "Kau duduk kampung pasir dekat dengan surau tuh eah???"
Me : " A'ah.Kenapa Cikgu?"
Tok Misai: "Kau kenal Pak Cik Mas'ot?"
Me : "Entah la Cikgu..saya tak campur masyarakat"
Tok Misai: "Nah amek nie...aku bukan ape...tok penghulu kau yg membebel cakap budak
sekolah songsang"
Me : "Saya macam budak sekolah ke Cikgu?"
Tok Misai: " Tak de lah! Aku dapat arahan jer"
Me : " Time kasih Cikgu...ronda la kt depan sekolah sekali. Nati budak2 tuh tak pakai
helmet karang"
Tok Misai: "Kau cakap dengan kawan2 kau lain kali pakai helmet kalau keluar"
Me : "Biar la diorg Cikgu. Takkan dalam kampung nak pakai helmet jgk? Buat kene gelak
jer.Kalau takde ape2 saya nk blik la Cikgu.panas nie.nk pegi lelas lagi.Time kasih
Cikgu"little voice in ma hearth (terime kasih la sgt kalau kau bagi aku saman)

What I get from what Tok Misai said to me is " I am looks like a school boy".HUHUHU...

2 Comment. Write Yours!:

~~nAzIrAh aShAr~~ said...

hahahahha..byr..jgn xbyr yek fahmie..sal helmet pown kene ek..sabor jela..ilmu songsang tu ilmu ape??

Zulfahmi Abidin said...

entah la si pakcik polis tuh....bongek...mmg fahmie bayar pon...

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